September 27, 2014

It's turtles all the way down...

... your pants.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Know how I knew the criminal in question wasn't black? The police didn't shoot him...

It is turtles all the way down...

RLB_IV said...

Red-eared sliders used to be 25 cents at Woolworths Five & Dime in the 1950’s and they loved hamburger.

It’s a good thing Xu didn't have snapping turtles. I know for a fact that snapping turtles love tube steak.

David said...

"Everything will come out in due time."

--The Defendant's Lawyer

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent said...

"Red-eared sliders used to be 25 cents at Woolworths Five & Dime in the 1950’s and they loved hamburger."

My older brothers used to keep them. Until one of my middle brothers decided they looked thirsty and added 7-Up to their water.

Skeptical Voter said...

Who knew that Sandy Berger was giving seminars on pants stuffing in Canada? I've got to know!--

Parroting the late Howard Cosell.

Mark said...

"Is that 51 turtles in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

Ilyich said...
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Ilyich said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvoVMtzof4U

traditionalguy said...

I suspect this is only using Turtles as a cover for a new CIA operation. Was Jason Bourne seen nearby talking to Pamela Gandy?

That makes more sense than anything else that comes to mind involving an International turtle smuggling ring.

Mark said...

Treating this as a cafe post....

Sarah Palin Says the White House Is Located at '1400 Pennsylvania Avenue

Because hey, Obama fans in their darkest hour (to date) need something to cheer them up...

Known Unknown said...

In Jacksonville, it's Bortles all the way down.