August 24, 2011

"A naked Christian Falero, 23 (not pictured), was arrested Tuesday after going on a stabbing rampage that left one person dead."

Photo caption of the day.

13 comments:

traditionalguy said...

Beware naked Christians!

ndspinelli said...

Nice stiletto.

Andrea said...

His relatives were "shocked." "I don't understand," one said, "that doesn't sound like my nephew."

Earlier in the article, it pointed out that the stabby guy had "a history of mental illness." Followed by a neighbor saying "He's usually nice..."

The beat goes on.

Titus said...

Was he hot?

Carol_Herman said...

Crazy people.

And, they've got the strength of ten men. They're not so easy to bring down.

What's the answer?

Bedlam? (Where crazy people were changed to the walls. And, on Sundays, people went there to see the crazies.)

bagoh20 said...

Shit like this gives naked men a bad rep. Most of us are there to provide love and tenderness. This guy is not a real naked man. He is out to destroy our good name.

Known Unknown said...

I usually give newspapers shit for their utter lack of photo coverage.

In this instance, I have to give them shit for lame appropriation of a stock photo, as if people don't have a clue what knives look like.

edutcher said...

Wasn't stopping something like this what gave Inspector Callahan his bad name with the city fathers in SF?

Wince said...

Did he have a 'hard on'?

"I shoot the bastard. That's my policy."

The Drill SGT said...

naw, the knives were not the same:

Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

The Drill SGT said...

EDH said...
Did he have a 'hard on'?


leakage from the gay porn post?

Unknown said...

What's with all the rampage stabbings recently?

Seattle, L.A. subway. Do we need to ban knives too?

Wince said...

The Drill SGT said...
leakage from the gay porn post?

Ew, gross.