April 24, 2018

"They're all saying what a great relationship we have, and they're actually correct. It's not fake news. Finally, it's not fake news."

"So, it's a great honor, a great honor that you're here. But we do have a very special relationship. In fact, I'll get that little piece of dandruff off, that little piece. We have to make him perfect. He is perfect. So it's really great to be with you, and you are a special friend. Thank you. Thank you."



Pellicules.

58 comments:

Yancey Ward said...

Everyone has dandruff who has hair that they wash regularly. A simple fact of life.

Earnest Prole said...

Primates groom other primates.

rhhardin said...

Cocaine.

rhhardin said...

So far no ticks on the dog. Last year was a banner year for them. Speaking of grooming.

Chickens are peacocks are needed out there.

Ann Althouse said...

This is probably a trick he uses to touch women's breasts. In the modified man version, it's like that kiss we saw these 2 men doing. It's love theater, an enactment.

Drago said...

Earnest Prole: "Primates groom other primates"

So do magnificent swans.

Drago said...

Ann Althouse: "This is probably a trick he uses to touch women's breasts"

Nonsense.

Every guy knows that the way to "inadvertently" touch a women's breasts is to "stop short"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzkEFWrMVys

Inga...Allie Oop said...

I wonder if the mutual admiration will continue when Trump pulls out of the Iran nuclear deal and doesn’t rejoin the Paris Accord?

Limited blogger said...

Can't wait for the side by sides with Kim Jung Un!

Rob said...

Trump waited to express Macron's anal glands until they were alone.

Bay Area Guy said...

Macron is short, about 5'9. And he may have breasts.

rhhardin said...

Breast touching isn't that great unless you get to experiment with deformation under pressure.

If you want to try it at home without an actual breat, fill a sock with jello.

My name goes here. said...

"Breast touching isn't that great unless you get to experiment with deformation under pressure.

If you want to try it at home without an actual breat, fill a sock with jello."

I cannot. My happy fun time sock is used for something else.

Drago said...

Inga: "I wonder if the mutual admiration will continue when Trump pulls out of the Iran nuclear deal and doesn’t rejoin the Paris Accord?"

The Paris Accord! LOL

The agreement that lets everyone else in the world cheat like hell with no penalty, doesn't require anything from the 2 biggest polluters in the world, China and India, and the accord with "targets" that the European allies didn't even try to hit!

And Iran Nuclear "deal" was simply a US release of $150Billion dollars to the insane mullahs who shoot their women and murder their gays all the while no one stops the Iranians from advancing their nuclear programs.

No wonder Inga is so enamored of such deals. They massively reward our enemies and competitors and harm the US.

#BoweBergdahlLeftyPatriotism

Michael K said...

Inga said...
I wonder if the mutual admiration will continue when Trump pulls out of the Iran nuclear deal and doesn’t rejoin the Paris Accord?


I doubt you can comprehend how little that matters to the world.

Read the NYT article about MBS and MBZ and what they plan for Iran.

Drago said...

Michael K: "Read the NYT article about MBS and MBZ and what they plan for Iran"

Indeed.

Qatar has already figured it out and has some very tough decisions to make. Ironic given the military bases we maintain there.

The newest Saudi/Israel/Egypt/Jordan axis is humming along quite nicely thank you. Not to mention the new intelligence center created in Saudi after Trump's election that, rumor has it, is coordinating the coming full pressure campaign (economic/diplomacy/military/political) on Iran.

When Trump says that Iran, if they actually do try to develop operational nukes, will face something they have never faced before, he isn't kidding. And we now have the relationships and arrangements we need to carry those out.

If you were wondering what Jared Kushner, Mike Pompeo, Mike Pence etc have been doing since the inauguration, that's basically it.

Of course, not that LLR Chuck would notice that. He's too busy spouting lefty talking points that come direct from the lefty fever swamps.

John Pickering said...

Ann, who along with many of her readers loves President Trump and regards him as a shrewd thinker, a brilliant humorist, and an honest man, here approvingly notes his technique for perving on women and copping cheap feels. Encouraged, some of her readers don't hesitate to retail their own pervert moves. It's an excellent example of how Ann's relentless focus on the tangential and the tawdry reverberates through the echo chamber to the delight of the tribe.

Nonplussed Ann, who yesterday couldn't tell the difference between telling a child he did a stupid thing and calling him stupid, sheds all confusion when it comes to our vile and deranged President. She thinks, the only reason some people hate him is because they're upset that Hillary lost!

Michael K said...

"She thinks, the only reason some people hate him is because they're upset that Hillary lost! "

No, we know you have emotional problems. Probably something to do with your father.

Mike Sylwester said...

I assume that the interpreter might not have been ready to interpret the word dandruff into French. It's not a word that comes up often in diplomatic talks.

Curious George said...

"Inga said...
I wonder if the mutual admiration will continue when Trump pulls out of the Iran nuclear deal and doesn’t rejoin the Paris Accord?"

The "Paris Accord" is a fucking joke. It's a stupid feel good that will do nothing. Even if the US reduced carbon emissions to ZERO it would have no effect. Here are the
facts.

And the Iran deal is worse. It will end like the Korean "deal" that Bill Clinton, you know, the rapist that you could care less about, told us would end the threat.

What a dullard.

Mike Sylwester said...

According to Google Translate, the English word dandruff is translated into French as pellicules.

langford peel said...

Actually it has to do with his father touching his breasts.

Fabi said...

He should have given him the pretend-finger-to-the-chest nose noogie!

tcrosse said...

Nonplussed Ann, who yesterday couldn't tell the difference between telling a child he did a stupid thing and calling him stupid, sheds all confusion when it comes to our vile and deranged President.

Ann, constant New Yorker reader, gets a dressing down from Eustace Tilley.

Mike Sylwester said...

John Pickering at 2:28 PM
Ann, who along with many of her readers loves President Trump ... approvingly notes his technique for perving on women and copping cheap feels ... retail their own pervert moves. ... the tangential and the tawdry reverberates ... couldn't tell the difference between telling a child he did a stupid thing and calling him stupid ... vile and deranged President. ... they're upset that Hillary lost!

Calm down !!!

The person who appears most to be deranged is YOU.

stevew said...

He has the ability to endear himself to others that are in his company (that he actually likes). So did Bill Clinton, Barrack Obama, and, to a lesser extent, GW Bush. Hillary Clinton has absolutely zero ability in this area. I think because in her heart she just doesn't like people.

-sw

Drago said...

John Pickering: "Encouraged, some of her readers don't hesitate to retail their own pervert moves."

Literally, the totality of "her readers" who "retail their own pervert moves" is comprised of one, ONE, Seinfeld subreference!

LOL

Well played Pickering!

BTW, it's never wise to so quickly escalate to the FULL LLR Chuck.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Send Mueller after Macron - STAT.

Martin said...

The famous Churchill but on the side table is a nice touch

Drago said...

Dickin'Bimbos@Home: "Send Mueller after Macron - STAT"

He's already on it on doubt as there have been rumors that the restaurant at Mar-a-Lago stocks French Dressing for salads and that is simply not acceptable in this day and age.

Mike Sylwester said...

Wake up, Democrats !!

Trump is colluding with Macron right under your noses !!!

Matt Sablan said...

Well.

That's maybe more awkward than the Merkel back rub.

Drago said...

MS: "That's maybe more awkward than the Merkel back rub."

Funny you should mention Merkel.

Merkel plays a leading role in Inga's rotating hilarious and moronic "New Leader of The Free World" Sweepstakes.

A sweepstakes that included Justin Trudeau (I kid you not!) and Theresa May (who?).

LOL

Etienne said...

My wife goes ape shit over lint on her skirt. I think it's a disease...

She's given up trying to get me to wear a bib at dinner, and just buys me a bottle of Shout...

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

We must get to the bottom of this. What did the Russians do to Macron's hair follicles?

tcrosse said...

It's similar to Mom spitting on a hankie to wipe the lipstick off her son's cheek.

PM said...

Then Macron brushed some orange powder off Trump.

Known Unknown said...

My American Cousin.

Curious George said...

Macron had a sigh of relief when Trump failed to grab him by the pussy.

Sebastian said...

Good thing Trump didn't touch Macron's $30K man makeup.

Big Mike said...

This is probably a trick he uses to touch women's breasts.

A bit uncalled-for Althouse.

Lydia said...

I was struck by Macron's speaking English there. Is that a first for a French president in a public meeting with a US president?

Bob Loblaw said...

Trump just loves the French because they expect powerful men to have mistresses. How enlightened!

Ken B said...

Ahh, the infamous shoulder-breasts.

I hope Althouse is Just channeling Maddow here, ironically.

traditionalguy said...

Donald loves Emanuel. They planted a tree to sit in together. The magnificent bastard has just made all the women jealous. And it's not with a pornstar. It's with a boy toy.

Can't wait for Scott Adams take on this.(and btw, Kanye loves Donald more.)

harrogate said...

"couldn't tell the difference between telling a child he did a stupid thing and calling him stupid ."

That's not quite the way that blog post went. She called the *mother* stupid, based on how she expressed her feelings after the little sociopath was located and brought home.

It was pretty stupid to call the mother "stupid" though. Having to deal with fuckery like her kid had just pulled, and people are out here making fun of her efforts to articulate how it makes her feel?

tcrosse said...

This is probably a trick he uses to touch women's breasts.

I picture Trump's method as the come-from-behind, two-handed "Guess Who". Always works for me.

traditionalguy said...

So Trump actually grabs em by the breast first. He's not as bold as we thought.

Michael K said...

Blogger Bob Loblaw said...
Trump just loves the French because they expect powerful men to have mistresses. How enlightened!


Good point, Almost every country expects the same thing except the US and England and England makes an exception for Muslims.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

One more dictator that the French are willing to suck up to. They're pretty good at this by now.

Jupiter said...

Ann Althouse said...
"This is probably a trick he uses to touch women's breasts."

He's a star. They let him grab them by the pussy.

Michael Fitzgerald said...

Jupiter said...
Ann Althouse said...
"This is probably a trick he uses to touch women's breasts."

He's a star. They let him grab them by the pussy.

4/24/18, 7:34 PM

...lulz...

Michael Fitzgerald said...

Mike Sylwester said...
I assume that the interpreter might not have been ready to interpret the word dandruff into French. It's not a word that comes up often in diplomatic talks.

4/24/18, 2:41 PM

...lulz again...

Bruce Hayden said...

"She's given up trying to get me to wear a bib at dinner, and just buys me a bottle of Shout..."

I have just the opposite problem. For awhile, we went through a phase of eating in bed at night. Made no sense to me, but I am a guy, so female logic seems questionable at times. You learn to mostly just go with the flow. I can't eat in bed without getting some of it on me (she does just fine). A year or so ago, my father was in rehab/hospice, and they used bibs in the dining room. And, honestly, a lot of their "guests" needed them. They have a snap or two, so they stay in place. A couple of them accidentally went home with me, and one ended up in MT, the other in AZ. I think that my bib is part of why we now mostly eat at the table (the other part being a decent TV) in MT. And when we don't, I am allowed to use a TV table/dining tray. I think that the bib is just too pragmatic for her. We haven't had the AZ house very long, still have two dining room sets, and one of them is in the kitchen, with its China hutch. Seats up to 10, so much too big for the two of us. The result is that we mostly eat watching TV on the sectional, and I have been allowed a TV tray almost from the first, after the first time I wore my AZ bib to dinner. I have to be careful though of my bibs. I cannot risk her getting her hands on them. Luckily, I am the one who takes out the trash, and I learned years ago to check it out, JIC she has inadvertently included something of mine in there that she has taken a dislike to.

gadfly said...

Yancey Ward said...
Everyone has dandruff who has hair that they wash regularly. A simple fact of life.

Sloughing off dandruff is simply a matter of using the right dandruff shampoo. Frenchmen, of course, prefer greasy kid stuff to a dandruff-clear scalp. This silly American idea of showering with a shampoo treatment every day is just not in the cards when the look of a man's hairdo is more important than dermatitis.

The shocking thing about Trump's inability to keep his hands off the French president is Donald's mysophobia that he calls "germaphobia" - which only kicks in during pee parties. Unprotected sex with Stormy and kissing Frenchmen are obviously perfectly safe.

Of course, the President also has a drunken doctor to look after his health who dispenses good drugs 24/7 for whatever mind Trump has left.

donald said...

John Pickering has suffered an unfortunate vagina injury. Bless his heart.

Trumpit said...

Learning Spanish & French should be mandatory for all children in the U.S. Then, we can comfortably give back the Louisiana Purchase to France, and the Mexican Cession to Mexico.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_Cession
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisiana_Purchase

Rosa Marie Yoder said...

"She's given up trying to get me to wear a bib at dinner, and just buys me a bottle of Shout..."

A few years ago, dear daughter was with me on a shopping trip where the goal was to purchase a dressy dress for an event. One that caught my eye was an off white color, which prompted dear daughter to ask, "Does it come with a bib?"

It's a constant dilemma, I admit!